| Texte | Acronyme |
| BASIC | Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| CD-ROM | Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Monts |
| OS/2 | Obsolete Soon, Too |
| IBM | I Blame Microsoft |
| ISDN | It Still Does Nothing |
| MACINTOSH | Most Application Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
| PENTIUM | Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics |
| COBOL | Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language |
| LISP | Lot's of Infuriating Parentheses |
| MIPS | Meaningless Indiation of Processor Speed |
| WINDOWS | Will Install Needless Data On Whole Sytem |
| RISC | Reduced into Silly Code |
| MICROSOFT | Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
| PCMCIA | People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms |
| SCSI | System Can't See It |