Texte
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Acronyme
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BASIC
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Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
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CD-ROM
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Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Monts
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OS/2
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Obsolete Soon, Too
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IBM
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I Blame Microsoft
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ISDN
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It Still Does Nothing
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MACINTOSH
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Most Application Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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PENTIUM
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Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
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COBOL
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Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
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LISP
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Lot's of Infuriating Parentheses
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MIPS
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Meaningless Indiation of Processor Speed
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WINDOWS
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Will Install Needless Data On Whole Sytem
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RISC
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Reduced into Silly Code
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MICROSOFT
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Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
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PCMCIA
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People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
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SCSI
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System Can't See It
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